A gecko was never in my food budget

I'm not really into the whole gecko thing.

Can't we just get a dog?

Preferably a yellow lab pup?

I found out this week when I was suddenly forced to buy food to keep the gecko from starving is that the crickets it eats have to be alive (no using the squashed ones in my garage) so that entailed also buying cricket food.

Are you kidding me?

I have to buy food for the food to feed the gecko.

So not only do we have a gecko, but we have live crickets in a bucket. Kiersten is now known as our little bug harvester.

I'm ready for this little love affair to end as she keeps begging me to hold Fermie.

I can't even go there.

I am just not a reptile kind of a girl.