A Seamons Variation of

BEGINNING:

Grandpa got rolled over by his grand kids
Sleeping in the tree house Christmas Eve
It was rumored he was snoring loudly
A curse he got from Grandma Ju-lie.

VERSE 1:
Uncle Matt had his potato gun
And a can of Right Guard too
The sound was driving him bazonkers
And we all woke up to hear a loud kaboom.

Cousin Cohen started crying
And Makayla started too.
Katie woke and commenced singing
Bu-t Nat and Miss slept through the noisy zoo.

VERSE 2:
Reedy took one look at Matthew
And decided he was done
Reed was tired of losing fingers
So he confiscated Uncle Matthew's gun.

Christmas morning found a present
On the hearth for Uncle Jake
It was the spud gun of Matthew's
Angie gasped and said you'll shoot your eye out Jake.

VERSE 3:
Tyler was a little angry
He had wanted that gun too
So he made a barter with Jake
for a Code Red Dew and hot pink Hula-Hoop

Christmas night found Grandpa quiet
Grandma Jules was noiseless too
Brittney couldn't stand the silence
So she took that gun and made a loud kaboom.

BEGINNING:
So the moral of our Christmas story
Get some earplugs now before you sleep
So tomorrow we can have some fun
With all the presents underneath the tree.

(composed by Kiersten, Erik, Nate, & Ashlyn with help from their mom; performed Christmas Eve 2007)